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We Don't Have Any Problems That Money Can't Solve

We don't have any problems that some money cannot solve.
Our marriage is a bulwark formed with love and with resolve.
And though we tend to squabble when the bank account goes flat.
It's nothing that a little cash would not fix just like that.

Our kids are bright and healthy, they do quite well at school.
They get along with everyone, good manners are the rule.
And even though their clothes look like they've been dragged through the brush.
It's nothing that a little cash won't fix up in a rush.

Our house is warm and cheerful, where happily we dwell.
A home secure and cozy, I doubt we'll ever sell.
And even though the roof leaks, it's only when it rains.
Some cash will soon take care of that, and even fix the drains.

We do enjoy our mealtimes, the family gathers 'round.
The plates are quickly filled up, the food is quickly downed.
Our diet is quite healthy, it's fit for kings and queens.
Although a little cash would help add something to the beans.

We don't have any problems that a little cash can't cure.
We have no great anxieties, no worries to endure.
and while our mental health is fine, for which it's God I thank,
It would be nice to have a little money in the bank.

for that special person who loves to laugh.

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